3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Bolivia,  Natural world,  South America,  Wildlife

The Salar de Uyuni: Part 2

We’ve survived the bitter cold night. The Danish boys Johannes and Valdemar have also slept well, Max is feeling a little unwell. Carlos bursts through the door in his usual animated style, enthusiastically running through today’s programme. Edwin is out in the cold, filling the fuel tank from the spare can and letting air from the Landcruiser’s tyres. 

Over the course of the three days Edwin will drive over 1,100 kilometres, precious little of it on anything resembling a road. There’s dirt roads in the sand, there’s rough rocky tracks, there’s sections where two tyre tracks are the only clue as to the way – and there’s times where he leaves the tracks completely and just drives across the rough terrain. I just can’t fathom how he can navigate with such skill in the absence of any form of guidance. “Easy”, explains Carlos, “he navigates by the shape of the mountains”.

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Early morning reflections
3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Volcano in the wilderness
3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
On the journey

Talking of which, did you know that even a compass is no good out here? The iron and other minerals in the salt are so strong that they confuse compasses and render them useless.

Carlos is impatient and wants us to finish breakfast quickly, there’s something interesting outside. He’s right. Overnight the lake outside our window has frozen over, huge sheets of ice stretching where last night there was rippling water. The Altiplano winter is tightening its grip at speed. Edwin is ready, we pile into the Landcruiser, and we’re off. Six of us are animated, Max is quiet. He doesn’t look well.

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Ice on the lagoon
3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Winter is coming

We call in at a shallow valley where the water is in rivulets between grassy mounds, the whole place alive with wandering llamas and noisy Andean geese. Many of the rivulets are frozen now, unwieldy ice sculptures kissing the edges of pools and streams. The llamas – Carlos, like many others, always calls them “sexy llamas” – are inquisitive but keep their distance as we soak in our picturesque surroundings.

Llamas, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Sexy llamas
Andean geese, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Andean geese

From here it’s on to an area where wind erosion has created the most improbable shapes in the rocks – dinosaurs, pillars, top heavy T-shapes – all rising from the desert as if created by hand. It’s more than fascinating to see what these piercing winds can do to the landscape. This endless series of other worldly sculptures is so extreme that the area has gained the nickname of the “Salvador Dali Desert”, and it’s easy to see why.

Rock formations, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Crazy rock formations
Rock formations, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Boys on the rocks
Rock formations, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
More crazy rock formations

Incredible scenery unfolds before our eyes, never before have we seen so many different landscapes, all of which are new to us. Our Day 2 journey is one of continuous wonder, Edwin’s perfect playlists adding to the whole aura – this is one very special day. Even our lunch stop brings a delight as two unusual mammals, unused to humans and therefore not overly wary, join us to ask for scraps. These are the vizcacha, a rabbit with a fox’s tail. “The Andean kangaroo”, jokes Carlos.

Vizcacha, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Vizcacha
Vizcacha, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Vizcacha, rabbit with a tail

And so to the flamingo lagoons. In the breeding season over 30,000 of them make this lake, or lagoon as they call them here, their home. Numbers are dwindling now as winter kicks in. Like this morning’s lagoon, ice is creeping across the surface and depriving these elegant birds of access to food – within a few days they will be gone, but for now there are enough to provide yet another thrilling experience as we watch them feed and occasionally take flight. Flamingoes on ice.

Flamingoes, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Flamingoes
Flamingoes, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Flamingoes
Flamingoes, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Flamingoes

“Next”, shouts Carlos with even more energy than normal, “the Red Lagoon”. It is red indeed, so much so that when we are to pass close to the same area on Day 3, the colour reflects in the sky and turns grey clouds to pink. The red of the waters is caused by a scarlet algae which thrives only in this one lagoon of all the lakes in this vast region.

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Red Lagoon
Red lagoon, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Red Lagoon
Red lagoon, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Red Lagoon
Vicuña, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Vicuña
Red lagoon, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
At Red Lagoon

Standing here by the Red Lagoon we are surrounded by dormant volcanoes, as we have been in several places. Behind the nearest volcano is the Chile border, beneath our feet are the telltale black rocks, separated by mounds of black dust shaped into cobbles by the ever present howling wind. Volcanic activity is all too evident at our next call, where geysers blast hot water into the wind, steam clouds drift across the barren rocks and the smell of sulphur fills the air.

Geysers, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Geysers
Geysers, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Geysers
Geysers, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Geysers

Boy it’s getting cold again now that darkness is falling. This area, in winter, can see some of the largest temperature sweeps in the world, as temperatures sometimes drop more than 35 degrees centigrade from daytime highest to overnight lows. It feels like it’s doing it now, the steam of the geysers isn’t hiding either the biting wind or the icy air.

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
End of day 2

“OK”, says Carlos, “now we go to the RUSTIC accommodation, and we have special dinner. After dinner when it’s really COLD, we’re going into the water”. What did he just say?

Sure enough, around 10pm, we strip down to our swimsuits and walk out into the night air. It’s about minus 6 but the wind chill is seriously nasty. Of course, it’s a pool of the water from the hot springs we’re stepping into, and we’re about to add yet another magical experience to this incredible journey. Wallowing in the hot water – though with freezing cold heads – we gaze at the night sky. With utterly zero light pollution out here, stars fill the darkness, constellations and the Milky Way clearly visible. Even more spectacular, incredibly vivid shooting stars jet across the sky in a celestial firework display. It’s so magical that we stay there wallowing for close to an hour. 

Milky way, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Gazing at the Milky Way
Hot springs, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Hot springs pool next morning

Oh God it’s cold when we get out and trudge the 200 yards or so back to our room. It’s called a “refuge” and it’s undeniably RUSTIC. The 2-hour window for electricity has passed, there’s no light, no heating, no hot water. The wind howls outside like a soundtrack from an Arctic expedition. This time we don’t sleep quite so well, it’s so COLD and RUSTIC. Boy is it worth it.

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Surreal landscapes
3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Surreal landscapes

Day 3, Wednesday, things have changed. The blue skies have gone, heavy cloud hangs over the Altiplano, the wind has become nuclear with a chill factor of minus several billion. We can see snow falling on higher ground. Wow it looks bleak. Our last call as the Gang Of Seven is at the aptly named Green Lagoon, where we have a team photo which probably ranks as our coldest ever shot. In this wind, we don’t hang around: Carlos tells us that with wind chill it’s minus 15 right here right now.

Green lagoon, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Green Lagoon
Green lagoon, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Green Lagoon

We head instead to the Chile border, and bid farewell to Johannes and Valdemar as they make their way towards Santiago, while we turn back towards Uyuni via a few more amazing sights. The Valle de las Rocas, Valley Of Rocks, is another mind boggling collection of towers eroded into crazy shapes by the buffeting winds over millennia, where once again we are amazed by Mother Nature’s creations. Max, fading quickly with a travel tummy on a food poisoning scale, can’t face any more cold and stays in the Landcruiser. We need to get him somewhere warm.

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Valle de las Rocas

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Valle de las Rocas

But there’s one last call before that, the little market town of San Cristobal. In this incredible cold and this barraging, freezing wind, street traders sit on the ground hawking vegetables or whatever, seemingly impervious to the weather. This is a seriously harsh climate in which to live, but we guess they’ve been here since birth, so it’s their normal. “The wind is here now until November”, says Carlos, “and it will get much worse than this”. Ugh. As if to echo our “ugh”, our first snow flurry kisses our faces with flakes. Let’s move on, back to town.

San Cristobal, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
San Cristobal

Uyuni has been spared the cloud but not the wind. As we trundle through the streets, the town is in the grip of a sand storm, visibility down to poor and the word “dustbowl” screaming from every corner. Our hotel and our main backpacks are just down the road. So is a hot shower.

Max looks so rough, feels so weak. Go and get warm, Max, hole up for a couple of days. “I can’t”, he says, “I’m on the night bus tonight”. Oh Max we feel for you.

3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
Desert road

Embraces with Edwin and Carlos follow, these are seriously good, hard working guys. They thoroughly deserve the decent tip we hand over.

It’s so good to be warm again. But this has been three days which will live in our memories for ever, three days filled with the most incredible moments, the most wonderful sights, more once in a lifetime experiences than you could ever imagine fitting into 60-odd hours. 

It has been the very essence of travel. What an amazing, wonderful world we live in. 

With our guide, 3 day tour, Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia
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