Capability Overdrive And Delhi By Default
Monday December 1st. It’s one of those very English days where the sky is heavy, rain falls in intermittent bucketloads and it never really seems to get properly light. The tube from St Pancras to Heathrow is ridiculously rammed, full of wheelie cases, backpacks and sweaty bodies in overcoats. I am a sardine in a tin, Michaela is trapped in a corner, overheating visibly.
We make it to Terminal 2 early for our 21:05 flight. 21:05 quickly becomes 21:20, then 21:45, then 22:00, 22:40 and eventually “CANCELLED” appears on the app and “GATE CLOSED” on the screens. Everyone crowds around the desk, haranguing the poor airline staff as if they have personally disabled the aeroplane, until four burly policemen – well, three burly and one little guy with attitude – appear, having been summoned due to the “possibility of a disturbance at Gate B36”.
Possibility. Of. Disturbance. Some passengers are admittedly a bit overly vocal, but police necessary? Not really.
A hot meal will be provided, we are told. Hotels will be made available for those who need one, and we will all receive emails advising the departure time of whichever flight we are reallocated. Hot meals do indeed arrive – those which we would have been served on board had we left punctually. Cue chaos. Picture circa 400 people, the vast majority Indian, clamouring for meals which are being brought out maybe ten at a time. Orderly queuing this is not. Maybe someone should call the police. Ah.
In their wisdom and, we have to say, their manful attempts to keep matters calm, Air India staff hand out the meals as swiftly as they can. Unfortunately, none of them twig that handing out cutlery at the same time might be a good idea, so now there are dozens of people juggling red hot foil boxes with no way of devouring the curried contents. Still forkless as the message that we can head to the baggage reclaim hall comes through, we leave our fine smelling curries on the counter, unopened and uneaten.
Bags reclaimed, we are ferried to a Radisson, tired enough to fall asleep despite our hunger – it is, after all, nearly 2am now. Somewhere around an hour later the phones ping, advising that we’ve been allocated a flight on Wednesday lunchtime. That’s Wednesday. Today is Tuesday. We have 36 hours to kill. At rain sodden Heathrow.
Be at breakfast 6 till 7, then we’ll see you tomorrow, the airline man had said. By 7 we’re fed and ready, but Air India are conspicuous by their absence. The Radisson staff, understandably, know nothing. What’s more, we’re now told the short shuttle bus journey back to the Terminal will cost £14 for two. “Didn’t Air India give you a voucher?”. Err, no.
So while some of our fellow passengers harangue hotel staff, call the Air India helpline, head home to kill 36 hours or just hang around grumbling, The Hungry Travellers hit the Capability Overdrive button. Uber to Terminal (LESS than £14, by the way!), straight to the Air India desk. All we want to know is what we do for a bed for tonight. But it goes something like this:
“You need a second night? When is your new flight?”
“Tomorrow lunchtime”.
“Hmm. Maybe I can find you a flight today. Hmmm…yes…I can put you on a flight that leaves in one hour, if you are ready and you don’t mind hurrying”.
“Whaaaat!? Errr…yes!”
About fifty minutes later we’re in our seats and about to fly to Delhi. We can’t help thinking about all the other passengers who have either accepted their lot, are still venting their anger at those who don’t deserve it and are unable to help anyway, or are just still grumbling about the unfairness of things. Whatever, we bet none of them are on this flight. Not like us two, smugly eating our second breakfast of the day just after 10am.
Flight time and time difference added, we touch down in Delhi at exactly midnight, and are through Immigration and checked in at the Hotel Almate Inn within a couple of hours. Into bed around 2am again. This is becoming a habit.
And of course we aren’t supposed to be in Delhi at all. We had train tickets from Delhi to Alwar booked, together with a hotel in Alwar for our first two nights, all of which bit the dust when the “CANCELLED” word appeared. But with her Capability Overdrive in Supreme mode, Michaela had, during the short time at the boarding gate, managed to cancel the Alwar hotel (without penalty) and replace it with one in Delhi. Train fun will have to go on hold.
So we now have, unexpectedly, a day to explore a city which we already know, having visited twice before, but fortunately Delhi is a giant of a city and it won’t be hard to find something new.
That something new is first Humayun’s Tomb, and second the Old Fort, aka Purana Quila. Both are havens of peace in this city of manic craziness, vast gardens providing karma and respite from the incessant noise of Delhi which, here in these two corners of tranquility, is no more than a distant hum somewhere beyond the squawk of parakeets and the squeal of pariah kites.

Humayun’s Tomb is reminiscent of the Taj Mahal – indeed, the story goes that it was in fact the inspiration for its more famous counterpart, effectively the blueprint for the more majestic version built some 75 years later. It is, of course, nowhere near as grand or as spellbinding, but nor is it thronged with the huge numbers which crowd the Taj.

Splendour was clearly to the forefront of Mughal Emperor Humayun and his people judging by the grandeur of both the tomb and the fort, intricate decorative detail combining with follies like squat domes and roofed balconies to create any number of pleasing viewpoints. Mughal Emperors were, of course, fabulously rich.

Humayun himself, by the way, died a rather unseemly death. Standing on the highest point of the roof of his fort, Humayun heard the call to prayer and realised he had left it a little bit late to reach the prayer mat in time, thus setting off in haste to observe the ritual promptly. In his rush to get there, he tumbled down the stone staircase and sustained injuries which were to bring about his demise only three days later. Divine intervention of a wholly different kind, you might say.



Above us, sizeable flocks of the oversized birds of prey known as pariah kites circle and call – there must be a considerable amount of life here to keep quite so many sufficiently fed each day. One would perhaps normally say that the circling birds fill the sky, but here in Delhi there is no sky, merely the scarily heavy fog which is the pollution cloud hanging above the rooftops in perpetuity. Air quality here must be sub zero.


There’s something about India, and whatever that something is, it’s most definitely not for everyone. For us, we broke through the discomfort barrier on our first visit years ago and quickly found its glory and its hook. We can feel it again now, straight away, the deafening soundtrack of the city, the odours in its air, the fuzzy outlines in the cloying haze, the dirt, the poverty, the glory, the colour, the splendour.
And beneath its unappealing surface, a magnificent, vibrant country full of history and character. Whether exciting or galling or both, India is never dull.
Delhi, we’ve met you before. Now new parts of India are calling….



34 Comments
Eha Carr
I don’t believe it . . . I can’t believe it 🙂 ! You go thru’ what you did in London, fly all the way to India with all that time difference . . . smile, take photos like this and, by the look of it, stay cool, calm and collected as the saying goes . . . oh, my . . . I feel about three inches tall . . . Your last three paragraphs . . . this will be a wonderful tour to follow 🙂 ! . . . and the best of British to you . . .
Phil & Michaela
Hello Eha! Well, you know, it helps if you have the ability (as we like to think we do) always see the funny side..it’s a great way of avoiding stress! Definitely looking forward to seeing new parts of this unique country…
normareadtalktalknet
Fantastic .. both of you back at your wonderful best 🥰
Phil & Michaela
Thank you Normski. I couldn’t resist, this is a country so worth reporting on!
Lynette d'Arty-Cross
It’s good to see you again and I‘m looking forward to reading about your tour through India. It seems that you’ve already had some luck – a quicker than anticipated replacement flight – and some unluck – the initial cancelled flight. Karma does some balancing. 😊
Phil & Michaela
Thank you, Lynette…very much looking forward to discovering some new parts of India.
Vicki
Superb writing. You kept me glued to the page with each sentence and that’s a real compliment as I am very short-sighted and my attention span is limited. I can’t believe your luck in getting that replacement flight. I’ll have to catch up on some of your previous posts as I’ve just started following you.
Phil & Michaela
Wow, thank you so much, Vicki. Hope you managed to follow OK as I haven’t received a notification. If you have, then welcome on board 😄
Toonsarah
There is indeed something about India. I think it’s a bit of a Marmite country, don’t you? The contrast between beautiful sights like Humayun’s Tomb (probably my favourite place of those we saw in Delhi) and the manic streets is so marked and so engaging, but that mania isn’t for everyone.
And how wonderful to have you blogging about this trip, a treat I didn’t expect! Your account of the chaos surrounding your cancelled flight and your pragmatic way of dealing with it shows that ‘fortune favours the brave’ 😀
Phil & Michaela
I didn’t think so either but somehow the start we’ve had just got my fingers back on the keyboard! And as you said the other week, India is so worth writing about. Yep, I think we came out of the Heathrow thing pretty well in the end…
Heyjude
How wonderful to see you pop up in my Reader. I look forward to your adventures from my chair where it is a lot quieter and chaotic.
Heyjude
less chaotic!
Phil & Michaela
😂
Phil & Michaela
Oh thank you so much, Jude. Yep, India is always noisy and chaotic, always full of character. So hope you’re doing OK in the sad circumstances…
Monkey's Tale
No cutlery, well you were on your way to India, might as well get used to eating with your hands. 😊 I didn’t remember the story behind Humayan’s death, quite the story! Maggie
Phil & Michaela
Aha it was much too hot for that! His death story is on a board within the fort, just thought it had to be repeated….😁
Helen Devries
Well, what a Christas present! Delighted to read of your travels again.
Co incidence is a funny thing…have just finished Alan Mooreheads ‘The Desert War’ – again – where he tells of his visit to Humayan’s tomb while in Delhi observing the failure of independence negotiations.
Well done at Heathrow!
Phil & Michaela
Well hello, Helen – hope you’re recovering from your recent ills. It’s exciting to be back in India, almost poignant for the chaos to start even before we left England, huh? The Tomb is a majestic place, so much so that I almost felt guilty about reporting his death in such a whimsical way. Almost.
Terrie Chrones
Capability Overdrive is my new phrase. Which makes Michaella the CO. 🩷
Phil & Michaela
Well, you know just how darn good she is! 😀
Terrie
Ah ha! New travel hint for you pros travel with two sets of chopsticks for those restaurants tasting, or eating in airports!
Phil & Michaela
Probably wouldn’t have helped with the liquid curry sauce but yep, good suggestion!
restlessjo
The sky looks pretty blue in your photos? Not a complaint- just with you mentioning the pollution. That was a poor ending for that chap, Phil. I like his palace. Glad you’ve found the urge to write again. India looks endlessly entertaining xx
Phil & Michaela
Yes, I’m not sure how the photos dame out like that because the pollution cloud is truly awful. Maybe the sun filtering through makes the phone camera see it as blue! 🤷🏻♂️. The last photo shows it more like it is. Looking forward to seeing more of India over the next few weeks.
Christie
So you’re ready now for more adventures😍
Enjoy the trip!
Phil & Michaela
Thank you – we are indeed!
WanderingCanadians
Ugh, delays and cancellations are the worst. Glad you managed to make an even earlier flight than the one that was rebooked for you. Humayun’s Tomb looks splendid. Enjoy your travels in India.
Phil & Michaela
We sure will, thank you! Well when things go wrong, you just have to see the humour in it 😀
Suzanne@PictureRetirement
Not being one to follow the herd, I applaud your tenacity with the airline. Score! Glad you’re back.
Phil & Michaela
Yep, looking forward to seeing more of India….
Annie Berger
How I have missed your amusing take on traveling regardless of how challenging the circumstances, Phil. After the funny (to us reading about it at least) experiences you at the start of your new adventure, you chose some excellent sights to see in Delhi. I hope that augurs well for the rest of your Indian adventures.
Phil & Michaela
Thank you Annie – yep we’re looking forward to seeing parts of India which we haven’t seen before
grandmisadventures
I love your ‘capability overdrive’- what a perfect way to roll with what comes and make the best out of what you have. And I’m glad that you were so well rewarded with a new and earlier flight. Beautiful new places that you got to discover on this visit to India 🙂
Phil & Michaela
Yep, looking forward to visiting new parts of India, Meg